unix_surrealism bible api
as seen in mata_bot
# openbsd:
$ ftp -VMo- https://triapul.cz/files/bible/$((RANDOM%31102+1))
# curl:
$ curl https://triapul.cz/files/bible/$((RANDOM%31102+1))
# rc:
% hget https://triapul.cz/files/bible/`{awk 'BEGIN{ srand(); print int(1 + rand() * 31102) }'}